Friday, May 7, 2010
The Twisty Thing!
Craig and Matthew were just making some brownies. Craig said, "Don't move the mixer, I'll move the bowl." Matthew replied, "I'm moving the twisty thing!" ... aka ... the mixer...
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
Buster the Farting Kid Goes to the Park
By Matthew Stevens
Illustrated by Matthew Stevens
(book coming soon!)
Once upon a time there was a kid named Buster. He was a good kid you know, but there was one thing about him, he farts when he gets sad. He also farts when he’s happy.
One day he went to the park. He played for about an hour, and he heard his stomach rumbling.
Then he farted, and the whole castle BLEW UP!
Then the park manager came and said Buster had to rebuild the whole thing. He tried picking up a block of wood, but he couldn’t. He tried farting, and it worked!
Each block of wood Buster came to, he farted, and it fell back into place.
Then the castle was finally rebuilt.
Buster went home, and nobody ever knew what happened.
By Matthew Stevens
Illustrated by Matthew Stevens
(book coming soon!)
Once upon a time there was a kid named Buster. He was a good kid you know, but there was one thing about him, he farts when he gets sad. He also farts when he’s happy.
One day he went to the park. He played for about an hour, and he heard his stomach rumbling.
Then he farted, and the whole castle BLEW UP!
Then the park manager came and said Buster had to rebuild the whole thing. He tried picking up a block of wood, but he couldn’t. He tried farting, and it worked!
Each block of wood Buster came to, he farted, and it fell back into place.
Then the castle was finally rebuilt.
Buster went home, and nobody ever knew what happened.
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